By Dick Gear
Dick equipment has turn into a bestseller within the united kingdom with particular grownup tales laced with humor, intercourse, or even horror.
Critics have referred to as Dick Gear's paintings revolting rubbish, the worst tales ever written, and people are only the good experiences! yet Dick understands he's easily a misunderstood artist.
Here are the constituents that went into making WHORED:
Allen, a guy with stumps for fingers that likes having intercourse with hookers, specially if he thinks they could supply him a venereal disease.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist that enjoys listening to approximately Allen's escapades and can simply are looking to take part on them.
Elena, the therapist's spouse. She should be crazier than her husband.
Eddie, aka Unsteady Eddie. He as soon as was once a man who Allen believed to be retarded. Now he's a man with a meat cleaver caught in his head.
Take those materials and combine including a fit part of violence, picture intercourse, and humor that pushes the envelope extra than it used to be most likely intended to be driven. upload one ultimate sprint of poser and also you get WHORED, a novella that defies description.
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Parecia inquieto; em algum momento pareceu exasperado. Abriu a sacola de couro, apalpou-a por dentro, até a mão direita trêmula encontrar um cartão-postal. No rosto sério os lábios sumiram de sua boca, quem sabe um cacoete ou o gesto ansioso. Por favor, me acompanhe até essa casa, ele pediu, apontando a fotografia do cartão-postal. O tom da voz era quase de súplica; chegou a ser patético ao repetir o pedido em francês, e só não o fez em alemão porque dispensei mais salamaleques. Eu conhecia de vista a casa ilhada: u m bangalô atraente 70 e misterioso, que só parecia dar sinal de vida depois do anoitecer, quando as luzes iluminavam a fachada e o jardim.
Ela apareceu ao anoitecer. Notou o jeito esquivo dos convidados e perguntou logo de cara: Vocês ainda estão falando de política? Tirou os sapatos, mal cumprimentou Francine e Laure, disse: Ça vai a Gerardo, Gabriela e Jérôme, foi menos fria com Fabiana e Marcelo, beijando-lhes o rosto e perguntando a todos: Pelo menos me esperaram pra cantar parabéns? Lázaro apontou para Jean-Paul, sozinho e de pernas abertas no canto da sala, o rosto com ar entorpecido e blasé. Mas Bárbara o ignorou. Só ela estava de pé, observando a bagunça de copos, garrafas, pratos e talheres, então Fabiana disse que só estavam esperando por Bárbara para cantar parabéns e pediu a Marcelo que acendesse as velas do bolo.
Soube que deixara a Bretanha havia muitos anos; seu desejo era partir em busca do desconhecido. Para ele, viajar era uma forma de viver em tempos distintos. Um dia lhe perguntei se conhecia o dialeto bretão ou uma das tantas línguas indígenas do Amazonas. Vi seu rosto branco ruborizar: um rosto sem rugas, imberbe, os olhos azulados pareciam expressar dúvida ou indagação; de repente se levantou, foi até a varanda e, de costas para o rio, disse: Emilie me confundiu com Armand Verne. Ele, sim, é u m linguista aplicado e tutor dos nativos.